Early Access: Loopini

Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! Happy Monday and welcome back to Early Access by Coeus Collective: the newsletter where we do the sourcing and you get the deal. Last week, we featured Twintual: an AI-powered messaging interface founded by an MIT LLM researcher. In the spirit of a Thanksgiving feast, though, this week we’re taking you back off the screen and onto the table.

Have you ever dreamed of a protein-packed pizza? Well, the future is now. Let’s get to Loopini.

The average pizza is a nutrition nightmare, pushing countless health-conscious consumers away from the beloved comfort food. If you’re on a “cut” or even in “bulking season,” you’d never choose to have a pizza because of its lack of nutritional value in either scenario. Loopini aims to change this by delivering an authentic Italian experience that is packed with protein and other healthy macros.

Loopini is an organic frozen pizza designed to make a high-protein meal accessible and effortless. Their Classic Margherita pizza counts 50g of protein, 20g of fiber, and only 560 total calories, far outperforming other competitors in nutritional value. Not only is this pizza incredibly healthy, but it is made with restaurant-quality ingredients, earning glowing customer reviews from purchasers at trendy stores like Pop Up Grocer. Their current product line includes Classic Margherita, Truffle, and Vegan Margherita.